the crystal

lately ive been wearing a quartz crystal pendant i bought a few years back. on a leather strap i bought at beads and things.

it seems to attract you-know-what. it happened twice at the spa (on a single visit, once before the swedish massage session, and one after). of course i didnt go all the way, although it would be nice to be a slut once in a while. it happened again last night at the gym. i was sweating it out in the sauna after adding 15lbs to all my weights (my trainor doesnt really care, he has his own "leg" problems to solve). when this nice looking guy (he was nice looking until he spoke- in a semi-nasal twang and his teeth are stained) tried to take "it" out.

it wasnt meant to be. *whew* close call

-not another scorpio